Michael Jackson seems to be following the same blueprint Gary Coleman mapped out. Both were child stars with a lot of cake, and now both are broker than 2 homeless dudes break dancing for one more rock in Central Park. Just like Coleman, Jackson is placing items for sale on the internet in a live auction sale on April 21st. Among the valuables being hawked, the same glittery glove worn in his 1983 video for Billy Jean. Also up for grabs, one of the gates that once enclosed Neverland Ranch. SMH. It seems that not all of the profits will be going into Jackson’s pockets, as he plans to donate a sum to charity, Music Cares, which helps musicians in need.
Ok, let’s keep it real, Music Cares is going to get slipped like $1 in a gold envelope with tape on the back of it, so they can’t open that sh*t up on TV and say “What the f*ck?!?!” We’re sure everyone in Music Cares has their own place to live and is in reasonable everyday American debt, you know like $30,000-$60,000. Mike owes like $200 million, not even counting the amount he still owes “Sheik Long Name.” Secondly, who in the Hot F*ck wants a gate? Oh gosh lol we’re so done…. So M.O. readers get them credit cards ready, because on April 21st one of you lucky people will get the glove. Trust and believe that will be some serious chick bait. Fellas, can you imagine tapping some @ss while pulling her micro braids hard as hell with the glitter glove? LOL!
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